John on hit the kill switch
Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.
It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind
*buys kinky bra for looking hot in front of the mirror at 3am by yourself*